Samit Sharma
Published August 20, 2018
Monday!
The day Garfield hates but I don’t. They signify productivity. And trust me, the economy would collapse if there wasn’t production. Boom. Mondays are capitalist.
I have spent this weekend in slumber. I caught up on astrophysics, tried to disprove the Big Crunch theory. See the Big Crunch theory is an extension of the Big Bang theory. The Big Crunch states that the universe will one day collapse, into an infinitesimally small ball of matter. The opposite of the Big Bang.
And it doesn’t make any sense. Firstly, the name is wrong. When stars and planets and matter collapse, they won’t make a Crunch sound. The universe is not potato chips. Secondly, you can’t just reverse some equations and claim a new theory. That’s algebra; a travesty.
I tend to nerd out during emotional turmoil. Turmoil is slight exaggeration, but smitten-ness took a big turn this week. There’s a weird vacuum, a threat of entropy. This, mate, is why I run away from matters of the heart. And now that I must confront one, I’m clueless. Which is very unlike me. I wish there was a science for non platonic relationships.
Till then, physics.
Cheerio!
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