Samit Sharma
Published October 21, 2016
Salutations!

This is Butter. She got a 12/10 rating on @dog_rates. But I think that’s low. I think Butter deserves better. 14/10, would pat gently.
I’ve made it through 5 of my seven tests so far. I’ve got two remaining, English tomorrow and History on Monday. I’m not gonna study anything today, because what kind of loser ‘studies’ English. English is super easy, except for the grammar part, which sometimes feels like Russian to me. The only problem is that my personal response answers and creative writing at the end are not exactly loved by the teachers. To please your English teacher into giving you better marks, you gotta write cheesily. Something I can’t do. Or at least something I try and fail miserably at. What I write is super opinionated, biased and kickass. ‘Communists are losers’. See? Just that one line is a super biased, kickass opinion. I’m gonna stand by that, because Communists ARE Losers.
Yesterday Nintendo launched the Nintendo Switch. This guy.
A modular, handheld gaming console. That’s right, you can slip the screen into the dock to connect and play on your TV, or attach those little things to play it like a DS. Or, take those little things off, give one to someone else and play games on the screen wirelessly. The launch trailer for it was really good, and it comes out March of 2017. I had a first generation 3DS, which broke in a year and then I got a PSP. That was in 7th grade. Since then, I’ve mostly stayed away from Nintendo. Hopefully, the Switch works as good as it looks and reels me back in.
So that’s it. I’m gonna go now, I have my English test tomorrow and I’ll prepare for it by watching some English television shows. Cheerio.
‘Tis, mate was the Weekly Email Blast, email 83. Happy weekend !!!