Samit Sharma
Published September 9, 2016
Yoo hoo again !
That’s still Loren Grush’s dog. Now wearing a bandana. I’d like to add here, dogs are the only ones that can pull off bandanas. And no one else.
And now I’m gonna talk about the new iPhone. Of course I am. It wouldn’t be a complete email blast without me going on about the new iPhone.
There you have it. The iPhone 7. Successor to iPhone 6s. It doesn’t have a headphone jack. That’s okay. No big deal. It takes ‘courage’, as Phil Schiller put it. It also takes stupidity to kill something that is the single most popular tech accessory in the world. But never mind that, the Jet Black iPhone has the prettiest color I’ve ever seen on a phone. Jet Black. Even saying it makes you cooler. Before this I’d seen Jet Black Super Cars. Like the Koenigsegg CCX.
The new iPhone also has a great camera, with great zoom, two lenses on the 7 plus and more importantly, Bokeh. Bokeh is when the background behind a potrait subject has soft blur. I don’t think it is particularly useful for most people, but it sounds fun. Bokeh. Bokeh ! There were also those things.
‘AirPods’. They’re like the EarPods I’m currently using as I write this email but without the wires. There also was the Apple Watch series 2. The new Apple Watch is for fitness. Ergo, it’s not for me. Both the AirPods and the new Apple Watch need to be charged, which is unacceptable. My watch has a ten year battery, not day long battery. Nobody want more things to charge. And lastly, Apple also announced Super Mario on the App Store, which is swell. Apple might put Nintendo’s DS out of business with that game, but again, that’s not a lot of business Nintendo’s gonna lose either.
And that’ll be all in this week’s edition of ‘Great, another long email’.
Tis, mate was the Weekly Email Blast, email 77. Happy Weekend !!!
All Things Sam 