Samit Sharma
Published May 12, 2017
Konnichiwa!
Yeah I got sick of moshi moshi. It sounds great, I know but the secret sauce of WEB intros is variation. That’s also the key to good bowling but that is literally a whole different ball game.
This has been a movie dominated week for me. Yesterday I watched Guardians of the Galaxy Volume two, which was awesome. It has better songs, baby Groot, and Ego, god and creator of the universe who is killed by the Guardians so hooray! It’s a perfect sequel. Also do you know why Drax never wears a shirt? It’s because he has sensitive nipples. I’m not kidding just go watch the movie it’s awesome.
Guardians wasn’t the only perfect sequel I saw this week. I also watched Bahubali 2. I watched the first one this Saturday. I’d heard praise for it but never bothered because it was a Dharma productions movie. But then I saw it and saw the second one the very next day, they were both good. This was probably the first time I’ve finished a Dharma movie.
I’ve never watched a Karan Johar movie to the end. I’ve lied countless time about it, but if it is a movie directed or produced by him, I’ve only reluctantly watched some parts. I like Koffee with Karan, I just can’t sit through his movies. All his very popular movies that have at least one K in their titles? I’ve never watched ’em fully. Just lied to many people that I have. I hope to watch ’em though, someday.
Maybe all those lies about what I’ve watched are coming back to bite me now. I don’t feel like watching anything online now, not even the WWE network. It’s causing a lot of cognitive dissonance, not being able to watch something I love. I am reading though, I started reading Saki and O. Henry this summer. ‘Classic’ authors: their stories might be meh, but they’re all well written.
(Don’t forget to wish your mom a happy Mother’s Day on Sunday.)
Cheerio!
Tis, mate was the Weekly Email Blast, Email 112. Happy holidays !!!
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