WEEKLY EMAIL BLAST #101

Samit Sharma

Published February 24, 2017

Ahoy again, matey!I really need to come up with more ways to start the WEB. But you know what the number 101 reminds me of? Dalmatians!

Cute puppers, Dalmations. 101/100         

The sequel to The Ordeal, (aka the State Tests) begins this Tuesday. Look, the Ordeal I wasn’t good at all, I don’t know why they wanted the Ordeal II: It gets worse. I like my subjects in general, except psychology (stupid psychology) and I don’t mind writing tests but for Tendulkar’s sake, why do I have to study from infernally shitty textbooks. I’ve heard in hell, the only books you get to read are State Board textbooks. I totally stand by my WEB #1 promise of getting exemplary authors and expert wordsmiths to write textbooks.         

Look, I’m grumpy because I’ve been studying. It’s bad, I know. I’m gonna stop writing now. Just one thing: WEB 102 and 103 will stride into your inbox on Saturdays and not Fridays. That’s it.          

Good luck, mate.         

Cheerio.           

Tis, mate was the Weekly Email Blast, Email 101. Happy Weekend !!!

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