Samit Sharma
Published February 17, 2017

Ahoy, matey!
This is an email that royally strut into your inbox. Like a king. This, matey, is the 100th Weekly Email Blast. The king of kings. The WrestleMania of emails. My gamble on socializing that today is a hundred strong.
Emails still sound pretty formal, but I’ve gotten used to them. The Weekly Email Blast is a habit now. It’s how I know weekend is around. This social panda has enjoyed keeping in touch with people in the old school way. You could even say it has been a blast.
While lameo mountain bears have been busy figuring out the latest social networking website, this cool social panda has mastered the art of non intrusive, pleasant communication. A hand crafted email that shows up in your inbox every week, affirming my existence and my awesomeness. The Weekly Email Blast, like fine wine, has gotten better with age. Wow that sentence sounds so pretentious.
There’s not a lot of rules when it comes to the WEB. I insist on having good grammar and right punctuation while writing, that’s about it. Oh and I don’t rhyme. Rhyming ruins emails. Look, life comes at you fast. To slow that down, I created a Weekly Email Blast. Dammit I tried not to rhyme. Shit, maybe just this one time.
So that was that, mate. The email that got me to a WEB century. I’m gonna continue separating social bamboo shoots and social bamboo roots, once a week, in your inbox.
Tis, mate, was the Weekly Email Blast, Email 100. Happy Weekend !!!