Samit Sharma
Published August 19, 2016
Olà. For the last time.
Promise. I won’t bother you in Portuguese ever again. Maybe.
I’m tired and bored of writing deadass emails. Oh yeah, I said deadass. Now I just need to find out what deadass means. I was exhausted from writing boring emails for the last couple of weeks.
This one puts an end to that deadassery. I’m stretching out of my repetitive email comfort zone here. I’ve been waiting to drop an F bomb in an email blast for 74 weeks now. So here it is.
‘Donald Trump is a FLIPPING moron!’
That’s the only F word I’m willing to send out in the WEB. I still haven’t graduated Cuss word college yet. I love cussing, swearing, cursing, using profanities, obscenities, expletives or whatever the hell you wanna call ’em. But only verbally, occasionally and when it’s not distasteful. And I find it’s almost impossible to write them, or more specifically, type them. But I always have them ready, in my quiver of words that tend to piss people off.
And about the Donald Trump thing, l didn’t really mean that. Trump is probably the best businessman I’ve read. I read ‘The Art of the Deal’ last week, and unlike most people, I liked it. It is all about Trump and his vain, boastful self. If you ever decide to start a business, one that is profit driven, wants to make a ton of money, and wants to monopolize the market it enters, Trump is the guy to read. He is in no way an writer, but if I trusted one person to turn a million dollars into a billion dollars, it’d be Trump. Would I trust him to lead the biggest, most powerful country on this planet? Absolutely not. Is Donald Trump a moron? Hell no. Trump is a devious, shifty politician but one heck of a businessman.
And finally, India has one Olympic medal at Rio this year. Olà! It’s a bronze, but it’s great. Sakshi Malik ended the medal drought with an amazing win in her Freestyle Amateur Wrestling match. Which, FYI is kinda boring to watch, and even though it’s called freestyle wrestling, you can’t pick a steel chair and go to town with it. Hail professional wrestling if you wanna watch that.
At 7:30 tonight, PV Sindhu faces Spain’s best badminton player, Carolina Marin for Olympic gold. We’re all cheering for India tonight. Hail!
Tis, mate, was the Weekly Email Blast, email 74. The tungsten jubilee (W, Z=74) Happy Weekend !!!
All Things Sam 