Samit Sharma
Published July 15, 2016
Stop giggling.
No seriously, stop. WEB 69 will not be full of barely there sexual innuendos. I don’t know any. I have no clue why the number incites unnecessary unfunny references to sex. But ha ha ha, I wrote Weekly Email Blast 69.
Cela a été une mauvaise semaine pour la France.First, they lost the Euro final to friggin’ Portugal of all countries. And then late yesterday, the 14th of July, their Fête Nationale, a truck full of ammunition slammed into the people at celebrating Promenade des Anglais in Nice. The truck literally ploughed through hundreds of people, killing 84. The idiot driver was shot dead but clearly, the world has gotten used to it. Heck, even my emails have this informal ‘this week in humanity sucks‘ section that I absolutely hate writing.
I’ll bicker about it for a week, the media will bicker about it for a week, and then before the week ends there’ll be something new and horrible we can bicker about. It’ll go on like this forever, until some kind alien species kill us all. Pesky apes running around on a beautiful planet they clearly don’t deserve.
There’s nothing you can do to prevent bad things from happening. There’s no way anyone could’ve known what the idiot driver driving his truck into and over people was upto. What’ll the authorities do? Ban trucks? Enforce ‘sanity tests’ on all drivers? You don’t have guns to blame here, so anti-arms activists don’t have much to do here.
Only people kill people. Not guns, not knives, not trucks. People. Getting rid of guns will help a little, getting rid of morons with guns will help a lot.
‘Then what if we don’t give morons guns in the first place?’ Well the moron will kill you with something else. We’re hopeless. Some idiot with a gun could kill anyone of us and we couldn’t do squat about it. There’ll be people on the streets, making more traffic with stupid arguments like ‘guns kill people’. They simply don’t. People kill people.
And while we’re at it, ‘Spoons make people fat’, and ‘pens get spellings wrong’. Let’s ban spoons and pens!They both have nothing to do with people getting killed, and neither do guns.
Cheerio.
‘Tis, mate was the Weekly Email Blast, email 69. Happy weekend !!!
All Things Sam 