Samit Sharma
Published May 1, 2015
Guten Tag !!!
This week, it’s hello in German. I’ll try to get a more consistent way to greet ya someday down the line. Till then, I’ll keep changing languages or dialects. Just so you know, I never google anything when I write emails. I rely on my amazing genius. This email is a segment of this week’s genius.
I feel I have changed this morning onward. Not ’cause it’s May but ’cause my mother brutally halved my coffee intake. I am a big time coffee addict. Actually, caffeine addict. Medically I shouldn’t exceed 400 mg of caffeine a day. But actual intake is double that much. I defended myself and said the human body adapts, and the drug caffeine is what keeps me alive. But nope. I am now deprived of true, strong coffee. I don’t like stupid brews with too much milk and sugar. However, that is all I will get when mom’s around. She made me drink green tea this morning. That stuff isn’t green. It’s tea that looks like pee and tastes like stale water.
Speaking of things that suck, I have to mention socializing. Here’s an amazing analogy : Socializing is like Limbo, where the bars are lower for every time you have a second go. The standards are low. But it still is an human instinct. Not in my case. I don’t mind staying away from some homo sapiens if I have cool books lying around and good Wi-Fi in the air. Another option is to a form a cult of really smart geeks, which will result in the rare, good form of socialism.
I don’t know if you’re a big fan of UFC, but I’m compelled to mention the oversold Floyd Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao fight that will be telecast in India Sunday Morning. You might not like UFC, but you will like this particular fight. I can vouch for that. Plus, tomorrow is Comic Book Day (Awwwoooga!!!!). All in all, the first weekend of May can’t disappoint. A few years ago, May meant the Harry Potter movies on Pogo. But Pogo’s gone really bad now. May continues to be awesome.
I support Net Neutrality and I did email TRAI. But then TRAI made my email ID public. My account has been acting funny. That’s probably why you possibly got a deranged incomplete Email Blast an hour ago. This email is the real deal.
So, ‘Tis mate, was Weekly Email Blast, Email 6. Happy Holidays !!!
All Things Sam 