Samit Sharma
Published April 24, 2015
Olà, matey !!!
This week, I greeted ya in Portuguese. I’m not cool with the same hello every week. I should tell you though, Olé is Spanish and Olà is Portuguese. Don’t dodder over that. Anyhoo, this is the first Email Blast I write as a sixteen year old. I don’t think it impacts how I write (I guess). There is an attachment with this email. But just read to end before you open the PDF.
My sixteenth birthday wasn’t bad at all. I got some cool presents from people who know me and currency notes of huge denominations from clueless relatives. I don’t mind my birthday being my job. It’s well paying but the downside is that it comes just once a year. With socialism. I realized a really important thing about me and socializing. The best way I socialize is by letting other social groups do that. I don’t want a social group unless 90’s cartoons and minions come to life. That means it’ll take quite a lot of time till I’m part of a social group. People won’t cease being people. I can’t change that. I’m better off ruling them.
Avengers: Age of Ultron comes out today. This is the kind of thing that pushes eyeballs out of eye sockets and you go Awoooga !!! I get to see Avengers second installment tomorrow and I can’t wait. I’ve kinda seen the movie on Disney XD on Marvel’s Avengers: Assemble. All Marvel movies are shows or segments of shows on kids’ channel but way better. You can’t go wrong with the cast and literally everything else in a Avengers’ movie. God bless Nick Fury. And geeks. And pandas.
If you think life is going easy-peezy and you don’t like it that way, create your own language. I did. It gets nerve wracking but in the end you have something that screams you and you only. I am speaking in the context of EmPerrish, and the first thing about EmPerrish that is part of the PDF attached. It has words that seem English that are fun to speak. My pen-pal said it’s boring. But she’s French and Blonde, and I really like her so I won’t reply to her once. That’s it. EmPerrish sounds best in a British accent. So get Siri or an Englishman read it or pretend you have an British accent. If nothing works, squat.
As usual, you get this on Friday. Today, about two hours late. I’m slowly expanding the horizons of weekly email blasts. The PDF is one tiny baby step.
‘Tis, mate was Weekly Email Blast, Email 5. Happy Holidays !!!
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