Samit Sharma
Published November 20, 2015
Salut, matey!
I hope you’re alive and well. That is the kind of line you should use in every email or letter or whatever because if the person is not alive, she/he won’t bother reading anyway. Also so many people have been dying for no reason lately, and I was curious.
That last sentence was not supposed to be insensitive in any way. But we do know what happened a few hours after I shot off Email Blast 34. Eight asshole terrorists from the ISIS shot actual Parisians who were out celebrating their Friday. They killed 130 people, injured several more. For absolutely no reason at all. Sigh.
And while the media was busy drawing similarities between the 13/11 Paris attacks and 26/11 Mumbai attacks, the French police found the masterminds et related assholes, then killed them. This was followed by raids at all suspect terrorist operation bases in France, Belgium and Italy. That is the main difference between the Paris and Mumbai attacks: the aftermath. India isn’t really good at learning lessons, even at the cost of human lives.
Right now, gunmen have attacked the Radisson Blu hotel in Mali, Africa, taken 120-some guests and staff hostage, and laid siege to the hotel. All I’m trying to say is, there seems to be no end to this shit. Some humans are helpless, the rest are hopeless.
Moving on from crappy news, SPECTRE released in India today. SPECTRE stands for Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. It’s an evil organization, Bond is the guy who’ll do something that won’t be good for SPECTRE. That is the plot summary of the movie, based on the fact that I haven’t yet seen it. SPECTRE had a cool logo that looked like an octopus. The movie came along, and made it thinner, kinda like an octopus ghost, but still cool.
This just shows how humans are obsessed with a thinner body image. And with lesser tentacles on a octopus. Now it’s a septapus I guess. It has to have to something with numerology. Meh. I like the old one. It has something to do with aliens. Just look at those eyes. They aren’t earth-based.
I put an end to all SPECTRE related cluelessness tomorrow. You should too.
Tis, mate, was the Weekly Email Blast, email 35. Happy Weekend !!!
All Things Sam 