Samit Sharma
Published October 23, 2015
So much better than a worded greeting. Now that you’ve melted, freeze and continue reading.
It took me 31 weeks to figure out a cute animal is better than letters in a random order. Now I’m greeting you with animals every chance I get. Just look at its tiny little pink nose. Aww. Let’s get started. There is nothing better than cute animals. It is debatable, but overall, cute animals 1, humans 0. Cute humans are a different league altogether. Maybe a little more than zero, again, we had to invent 0 to put ourselves to scale. That, and make math easy and get to moon and Mars and stuff.
I never liked math. I am good at it, but I hate it. Two totally different things. Simply put, is pointless, kinda like religion. Don’t kill me.
I’m a math atheist. Synonymous with arts student. He he he. No offense, mathematicians, we all do stupid things.
And now for the Weekly News Roundup. Bihar is a stupid place, and their democracy is even worse. It doesn’t deserve a place in the email blast, and also in India maybe. There is so much discrimination (religious, caste-based, gender and literally every possible type) around us lately, I’m surprised no civil war has broken out. We’ve got bigger problems than what meat someone had for dinner, like a third of Indians who can’t afford to have dinner.
In news that is not nasty, YouTube Red is soon going to happen, a paid version of YouTube. Without ads, exclusive videos before anywhere else, background play and stuff. Like Netflix. Why didn’t anyone point that out during the launch meeting?
Anyway, that was the Weekly News Roundup, your source of heavily opinionated news. This is ’nuff. Just ’nuff.
Tis, mate was the weekly email blast, email 31. Happy weekend!
All Things Sam 