Samit Sharma
Published April 10, 2015
Howdy matey !!!
No, I’m not a cowboy. Nor I am from Texas. But I’ve recently seen some of John Wayne’s movies, so howdy it is. I’m pretty darn good at American trivia. Not at speaking English in a cowboy accent. So I won’t try to do that. Instead, now that you’ve got a hang of my kind of emails, I’ll dig straight in (probable grammar boo boo).
Well recently Ukraine banned communism. I really hate communism. Really do. I think it’s a great move. I won’t bore you with political mumbo-jumbo, but teach you a new word: kakistocracy ( a government under the control of a nation’s worst or least-qualified citizens). So if you think of it this way, when you give the reigns of development to the working or labour class, it’s a kakistocracy. I don’t like governments in the first place, but as of now, I can’t help.
I’m sorry if you got bored. If you did get bored, you’re a part of of the 76% of people who don’t give a crap about politics. It’s not your fault. The world ain’t perfect. It is in fact, really screwed up. So until I start ruling, just put up with it. I’m actually pretty serious about being the Dictator of the world. It’s not a pipe dream. It’s my ultimate life goal. I don’t even have any advice of how to do it ’cause no one ever tried. So when I am Dictator (The world’s first Panda-geek dictator), I’ll get to rule the world, plus I get to write a bestselling book on how to be Dictator of the World. That’s enough incentive for me.
I hate it when people on the internet make you choose one particular thing off two great choices. It’s not good. The most difficult one for me is Smurfs (should be Smurves. Screw you, grammar) vs Minions. I’d go for the Smurfs ’cause of Katy Perry, but I’d also go for the Minions ’cause they’re evil, like me. What do I do ? Simple : don’t make a choice. When you love both things equally, don’t make a choice. I’ll wait till one of them gets a little less better. Then I’ll join the better camp but I won’t speak ill of the other one (I sound like a diplomat, don’t I?). So that’s that. I’ve cleared the air about difficult choices.
Speaking of difficult choices, there’s a simple rule about choosing between crushes. You don’t make a choice. You should be equally content with any one of ’em if you call multiple people your crushes. My first crush was Daphne Blake, from Scooby Doo. Fast forward fourteen years and the crush on the top of the list is Emma Watson. Ergo, when given a choice I’d take both of ’em on a date. It’s that simple.
Today’s World farm animal day and World sibling day. You can’t exactly celebrate ’em. So instead, every Friday you should celebrate the Weekly Email Blast. ‘Tis, mate was Weekly Email Blast, Email 3. Happy Holidays !
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