Samit Sharma
Published September 25, 2015
Look what SMTP got you this week!
SMTP : Simple Mail Transfer Protocol. I don’t forget stuff easily, even if it was for a rather unnecessary State Test. But I’m not sure how emails are sent. They must work how iCloud works: Magic.
Today and next Friday are holidays. For the email blast, naturally. I cleared up two Fridays to make sure I can write and you can read the email. Which shouldn’t take more than a few minutes, but why ruin the day with other stuff when you have my email in your inbox. See? Exaggeration can get you everywhere. In this case, to the last sentence of the paragraph.
I feel I should include what happens in the news at so many different places. ‘Cause some instinct of mine is addicted to it. But I have no clue what I’m going to do with so much news and knowledge of the world. Neither does god. But Calvin sure does.
By the way, god did not put me on earth. My parents did. And I have proof that I, my family you guys and other beings exist. Not so much with god. Now don’t kill me for my opinion. Normal people don’t do that. And shouldn’t. I’m surprised I opted for Political science over philosophy in college. My philosophies are pretty cool. In my sparkly, awesome opinion. Also, I’m God.
This was the most amazing week in terms of televised content. First you had the Emmys, which proudly ignored Modern Family and the The Big Bang theory. It wasn’t wrong. Just that the latter’s eighth season was good enough to not even be nominated. Plus, it’s Fall in the United States, which means new seasons of the best TV shows on earth. An ‘American season’ in television terms starts somewhere in September, especially with sitcoms. So renew your Star World Premiere HD subscription, then you won’t have to access a shady illegal torrents site.
The Big Bang theory, season 9 starts tomorrow at 9 on Zee Cafe. So go, fetch!
‘Tis, mate was the Weekly Email Blast, email 27. Happy (American) Autumn!
All Things Sam 