Samit Sharma
Published August 7, 2015
TA DA !!!
I also could have started with Da da da… Or *confetti explosion* ’cause hey hey hey this is the 20th Email Blast! It’s the calciferous jubilee the best email that gets to your inbox. Yes, Calcium jubilee (Ca, Z=20).I follow the scientific method of numbering jubilees. 25 is Manganese jubilee, 50 is stannic (Tin) jubilee, 75 is Rhenium jubilee and 100 is Fermium jubilee. You get the gist.
Well it’s the best that goes out of my outbox. It’s all because of the benevolent God Potato. Potato is the name of the omnipresent God. He, who resides in the fryer, on the grill, and in every patty. So with the blessings of the almighty lord of minions and pandas alike, Potato, let’s begin.
It’s been an awesome 20 weeks. I’ve read over a hundred books, a fifth of them over the last two weeks. Which is probably why there was an marginal increase in my myopic number. Too much reading. But there is no too much reading, is there? I’ve always wanted to be a literal know-it-all. Knowledge is a huge advantage. It’s a generic statement, but I feel happy when I know the correct answer to most questions. I think I’m a smarty pants.
This is long enough for a Calcium jubilee email.
‘Tis, mate was the Twentieth email of the Weekly Email Blast.
All Things Sam 