Samit Sharma
Published July 3, 2015
Yello!
Now don’t be uncool and start your reply with Bloo. Or blue. Hey, this is a very, very special email. It’s the only time the number of this email blast coincidences with the year as a contracted expression. It’s a hapax legomenon.It wouldn’t be one if I am immortal, but it appears to me medical doctors are more interested in squishy organs than in living forever. More about me living forever in about a hundred years.
Now that I have proved that I ace at nerd talk, I wanna break free from the pattern in which I write emails. So here goes something.
I bought a lot of Retro collection Tupperware this week. Awesome Boomboxes and cassettes adorn the boxes. Awesome, and overpriced. But they look good and I’m superficial. Tupperware is like the Apple of storage products. ‘Nuff said.
I am pretty bummed to find out that Phineas and Ferb aired their last ever episode on Sunday. It was like the last good show on Disney. 222 episodes. And I have no idea when new episodes air in India.
One of the reasons a democracy is futile is because a government can never go for a bold decision because of the fear of not winning the next election. Elections are the most stupid things on earth. People should be ruled by someone who has the ability to do so. People are terrible at judging. But again, that’s the reason why democracies exist. Some clueless morons we call people.
Surprised why most of my emails have a legitimate statement just before the end? The same reason every song has a bridge. For contrast.
Well thanks for reading. Tis, mate was Weekly Email Blast, email 15, the one time event. Poopaye!
All Things Sam 