Samit Sharma
Published June 26, 2015
Bello!
It’s minion. My favorite language. You can’t argue with a minion. You’ll just end up laughing at and admiring how awesome he sounds. The Minions movie, releasing in India on the 10th of July. A month after it’s British premiere. Damn. But I’m still pretty excited.
I have a gif for everything. You should too. It’s 2015. I recommend the Buzzfeed app. Ok sorry.
Speaking of things I’m sorry about, I travelled in a local train twice this week. It sucked. Traveling by train during peak hour when it’s raining is a whole new dimension of hell. It doesn’t matter if it’s first class. You still have to endure smelly, pathetic co-passengers. Some of them sleeping (?!?!). Some of them playing games on their budget smartphones. One of them watching The Hunger Games with earphones on. I’m supposed to suffer such an onslaught for two more years. Maybe more. It’s petrifying. It’s soul sucking. It’s dementor-ish.
I’m the king of exaggeration. In this case, blame the trains that prove a nightmare for indoorsy geeks. But I’m a human. So I’ll adapt to such crowded nonsense eventually. It’s evident that I’ve mastered the art of using gifs. After less than three weeks of actually ‘discovering’ them. Like an easily excitable, overly curious panda. Curiosity is brilliant. Both, the noun and the rover on Mars. The only justifiable state of mind which comes with a voluntary need to learn. The rover on Mars too is a splendid feat. And apparently it spotted a pyramid on Mars (?!?!?!?!). I’ll just abruptly end the email here.
Tis, mate, was Weekly Email Blast, email 14. Poopaye!
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