Samit Sharma
Published June 12, 2015
Hola !
Spanish. You should’ve known this one. It’s the third most popular language on earth. Not to be confused with holler. Also, when in Spain and riding a bull, don’t forget to holler hola. Sorry for attempting and failing at wordplay. And sorry to have sent that half email earlier. Sadly, I have a sibling who is a schmuck. Damn him.
The state test results were out this week. And when I talk about the state tests, it feels like stepping on road-poop. Ugh… I scored a modest 92%. Which has absolutely nothing to do with how I study or pretty much any relevance at all. I had no idea you get discounts on sweets just ’cause you scored more than 90%. So Indian. I met many relatives, who, although were happy to hear the results had mixed emotions when I told them I selected the arts stream. I narrowly escaped picking science to get fixated to arts, I’m not looking back. 12 Kilograms of Kaju Katri wasted on people who had pretty much nothing to do with the result. But it’s social convention to do so, and you don’t have a say in that.
And some integrated kind of college classes thingy is stealing students’ college life. Most colleges tend to have a Prom or Dance. You can’t missing out such things. People who run Integrated institutes are making money like crazy. And many people are following them like morons. When I come to power, I’m banning classes of all sorts.
On a completely unrelated note, download the Buzzfeed app (white upwards arrow on a pinkish red background). Notice how I didn’t say please. I spend around 2 or 3 hours a day on that app. It is awesome. There’s something for everyone. And there are gifs. So many gifs. Glorious, DOWNLOADABLE gifs.
Boom! Ignore the deranged half email you got earlier. This one’s legit. Also, now that the holidays have ended, I’ll sign off with…
‘Tis, mate was Weekly Email Blast, email 12. HAPPY TIMES!
All Things Sam 