Samit Sharma
Published April 21, 2015
Oh my Me, it’s my 16th birthday !!!
Today’s the only day in time that I can say I’m exactly 16 years old. It’s not like the clock strikes 12 and I transform into a stereotypical 16 year old with pimples, and a corny relationship, who thinks about Facebook more than food. Nope. I think about food more than anything else. Err… if I believed in stats from factbooks there’s one other thing but I’ll let that roll. I’m talking about sex, if the last sentence was to subtle for ya. I’m anything but stereotypical.
I got a lot of calls after 12 am today with people wishing me for my 16th birthday. Joke’s on them, ’cause I’m not 16 till 6:18 pm today evening. Most Giant Pandas live to be 20 or something. But I’m also a human so my life expectancy is three times that number. Again, age is just a number. A really important number.
Presents are awkward propositions for teens. Not me. ‘Cause I’m up front about what I want for my birthday with family and some relatives. But there are clueless people who think money in an envelope is a present. My parents have already gifted me an iPhone. I won’t bother them for the Glock 17 for a couple of years now.
Strangely, I will socialize today at a fast food joint which has received some pretty scathing emails from me. I have no idea what will happen. I just hope no one dies. Social events are way out of my league. But hey, everyone does something stupid.
The panda, geek and future dictator (all of them me) wrote this today afternoon. But I send this email to you at 6:18 pm. The only minute in my life I am exactly 16. ‘Tis, mate was Sam’s 16th B’Day Email Blast. Happy Holidays!!!
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